“It’s all a dream, an illusion now” – The Wonder of Wallasey

I’m home from my epic crawl round the UK now. The new A14 bypass did the job. After a week away, even Mrs RM may be pleased to see me (EDIT : She is, I brought flowers).  Matt is cutting James’ hair in the kitchen, all is peace and harmony. I bet you’re expecting me… Continue reading “It’s all a dream, an illusion now” – The Wonder of Wallasey

FESTIVE FELICITATIONS FROM GREAT ORTON

My second comfort break came an hour or so after my first, on the western outskirts of Carlisle. Ignore the blue line running through the city, it’s not the cask/keg divide. To be honest the Wellington in tiny Great Orton was experiencing a quiet lunchtime, away from the tourist honeypots of Carlisle and the stretch… Continue reading FESTIVE FELICITATIONS FROM GREAT ORTON

I’m gonna leave old Durham Town. When I’ve finished my Landlord.

Well, it’s been a great birthday (did I mention it) so far and I haven’t been stabbed in New Brighton yet. Can I sneak a Chinese takeaway back to my £18.94 room? There has been Bass. Just in case you wondered, this is the itinerary for The Birthday Week, so far. Wednesday – Durham Thursday… Continue reading I’m gonna leave old Durham Town. When I’ve finished my Landlord.