April 2020. We won’t forget it in a hurry. The stats;
Beer Guide ticks – Zero (2019 – 49)
All Pubs (remember pubs ?) – Zero (2019 – 99)
Units of alcohol – Zero. As you know, drinking at home is a mortal sin.
Chinese (or any) takeaways – Zero
Gigs attended – Zero
Football matches seen – Zero
Nights in dodgy Welsh B & Bs – Zero
New places visited – Zero
There are SOME positive numbers (Q – Is Zero a positive number ?)
Money spent – £170.34. Half of that went on watering Mrs. RM, who left the house twice.
That’s the least I’ve spent since September 1981, when at Sixth Form I succumbed to the temptations of Andy’s Records and the Mill Road kebabs. No wonder GDP is down 95%.
Miles travelled – 21.6 lowest since I was six and used to deliver potatoes with Dad.
Hours Walked – 29.9, all in my permitted 59:59 minute daily exercise.
Books read – One, but a good one. Only took me 18 months.
Michael Jackson singles found on the side of the A10 – One
Chocolate eaten – Two 200g bars of CDM
Still, some excellent practice for Dryanuary, I guess.
I hope you home-drinkers enjoyed your Annual Doom Bar Day.
I will mostly be staying at home, washing my clothes three times daily and planning trips to the supermarket.