PATRINGTON LICKED

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Yes, get yourself down/up to Patrington and enjoy Licks tonight.  As it were.

Patrington

Less than an hour on the bus from sophisticated Hull, but feeling a bit like the end of the world.  If you’ve been to Littleport or Chatteris you’ll know that feeling.

I called the amiable Amy up before I travelled to check the opening times.

We’re open all day

But are you licensed all day“.  Beware the cafe-cum-shop that only sells cappuccinos till noon.

Ooh, we’re licensed from 8am to 11.30pm“.  Even BRAPA couldn’t muck that up.

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Open door, too

Having established it wasn’t going to close in the next ten minutes, I took in the town highlights. Oh, it’s a village.  Big church for a village of 2,059.

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St Patrick’s – The Queen of Holderness
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Almost Fenland in quality (joke)

Half the size of Waterbeach, but with more pubs, more hairdressers, more bakers, a ride-on lawnmower store,

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Can be used as mobility scooters

a proper toy shop with plastic guns,

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Ideal Christmas presents

and, of course, a café called “Cakey Bakey Yum Yum“.

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Could be in Bethnal Green

And you’re only 30 minutes from Spurn Head.

Would I move here ?

No.  Take a look at this sign and be very scared.

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Faceless children, glowing dog

They were normal and pleasant in Amy’s, particularly when I didn’t try to pay with card.

More a small pub than a micro, with live music, TV, cakes and people having fun. Call the (Herne) cops.

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Yes, you need to be on a high table to be in the action, but you can also hide on proper tables and read the Spurn Sport or whatver.

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No high tables round the wall

A range of beers to delight the Beer & Pubs Forum member rather than the ticker.

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Three you’ve heard of

I reckon the Adnams Mosaic was the best I’ve had (NBSS 3.5), even though the thorough pull-through suggested I may have been the first taker that day.  Local radio played “Burning Love“, it was incredibly relaxed but I never felt I was intruding on a private drinking club as I have done in some parts of Kent.

And the village banter was first-rate, even if it DID revolve entirely around the dogs who were being fed crispy duck.

“Sheila you spoil him !

Least he didn’t lick my shoes on the way out.

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10 thoughts on “PATRINGTON LICKED

  1. Haven’t been there yet though done at least 2 in Patrington previously. Love Spurn Head but not relishing another trip out in that direction. Also need the micro in Thorgumbald, which is probably your next post.

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    1. My giant and 100% reliable spreadsheet says Hidyard, Holderness and Station in GBG the last ten years, so Amy’s is the fourth of four, a mighty impressive haul. Decent beer in all, though Hidyard closed and for sale awaiting conversion to a BrewDog, no doubt.

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  2. I initially misread that as Partington. Not sure if the GBG has ever made it that far out of Manchester, unlike most of its residents dispatched there in post-war inner-city slum clearances.

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