GUISBOROUGH – AN OLD PRIORY AND A NEW INDUSTRIAL ESTATE TICK

April 2026. Guisborough. North Yorkshire.

This next “pub” had been irritating me for a year or more with its Friday and Saturday 3pm-7pm hours, but you take the rough with the smooth as a GBG ticker, and Guisborough is a nice little saunter in the sun.

The priory grounds are free to wander, and picnic, and flirt, which is what the 17 year olds are doing in their lunch hour, so perhaps there’s hope for our insipid fertility rate after all.

Actually, everyone in Guisborough is either seventeen or seventy, though even the gardens can’t attact the oldies.

They’re all vertically queueing in the newish Spoons, leaving a vast unused bar counter and creating a 20 minute wait for drinks which disuaded me from a pre-emptive tick.

There’s a gracious high street in the North Yorks style, but Westgate lacks classic pubs, though the Craft Union has the ornate tiling.

Frankly, I should have walked up Roseberry Topping

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but as the pedometer ticked around towards 30,000 I could feel the chafing, and wished I’d worn Mrs RM’s non-chafing pants as she’s suggested (pics available to Patronised readers).

So it’s straight to the industrial estate where the locals have beat me to early opening,

so at least I cab admire the Modrian artwork,

and ponder on how to score a homebrew stout that is rich and gorgeous, but served in a plastic glass.

Should a beer lose half a point for being served in the wrong vessel ? As the monks of Gisborough Priory would have known, that would be an ecumenical matter.

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Retired NHS, doing long walks around UK and the world to record the great bits. Focused on Good Beer Guide pubs and live music.

14 thoughts on “GUISBOROUGH – AN OLD PRIORY AND A NEW INDUSTRIAL ESTATE TICK”

  4. I wonder if Mondrian brewed any beer in between oh-so-carefully colouring in the squares in the book he was given for his birthday.

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      3. ‘ff’ gives you the English ‘f’ sound, a single ‘f’ gives the English ‘v’ sound. As in ‘Dafydd’.

        No pesky soft mutation need for the adjective ‘ffynci’ as ‘disgo’ is a masculine noun (and it’s the letters ‘m’ and ‘b’ that soft mutate to ‘f’)

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  6. Many thanks for the correct spelling of Gisborough Priory.For future reference there is a pre-emptive micropub near the priory grounds (Gigr).

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