
Not much to say about the Rivers Arms at Cheselbourne, bar the fact it was OPEN on a Monday in September, a period when most pubs move smoothly to “winter hours“.
In fact, I’d been surprised to see how many pubs shut up shop a week before on the sunniest Bank Holiday Monday in living memory.
So well done Rivers Arms, even if you were the most dining of dining pubs.

I’m tempted to say you can trust a pub with an Old Speckled Hen clock, but I doubt even Mark C would fall for that.
The sign said “OPEN”, the door ajar, but no-one was about to serve me.
A chap appeared, looked shocked at my appearance (Mrs RM will sympathise), and called for female assistance (Mrs RM will sympathise).
“Can I HELP you”. “Can I have a beer please ?” . etc etc etc etc etc
It seemed that a gurgling ice machine was distracting their attention from selling beer. Luckily, it wasn’t me to blame for the gurgling.
I had a minute to assess the beer choice and realised it was Russian Roulette.

I have no idea, but I think they’re brewed in the Cerne Abbas Giant’s jockstrap; it certainly tasted like it.
BUT. The couple in charge were charming and chatty, berating the media for scaring people away from pubs, and anyone who blames the media is OK with me. And beer brewed in the Cerne Abbas Giant’s jockstrap isn’t bad.
The nice lady encouraged me to see the upstairs dining area, busy all summer apparently, and I have to tell you it’s astonishing, more library than restaurant.
Yes, if you’ve ever wanted to borrow the Lonely Planet Guide to Mexico while munching Veggie Haggis and staring across to Piddlehinton, this is the place for you.
You want to piddle in Hinton? Are you BRAPA in disguise?
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Even I hadn’t heard of them… clicks Google… nano-brewery owned by Guy Ritchie (see what you did there with the brewery name, Guy) based on his farm on Dorset/Wilts border. Kind of assuming (unfairly maybe) he’s a farmer rather in the way Jezza Clarkson is a farmer.
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Okay so I’m not sure if this this is an appropriate post but I’m an American lurker needing help with London pubs. So I have 2 nights in London that bookend a week in Alsace. Anyway night one is near St Pancras. Here is my list (Tuesday in St Pancras and Sunday 26th in Covent Garden.
The Queens Head
The Lucas Arms
McGlynn’s Free House
The Boot
The Skinners Arms
On the way back we are staying in Covent Garden:
Cross Keys
Lamb and Flag
Mrs. Frogg’s
The Harp
Anyway I’m a tourist so these are probably tourist places but if you know of better (more local spots) I’d love to hear about them.
I’d discovered this blog years ago because of its merger of beer and 80s music which are my two passions. Anyway RM delete this if it’s not appropriate.
Otherwise I’d love to hear additional suggestions on my itinerary.
Thanks.
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Hi Michael
Thanks for writing. First things first, have you space in your luggage to bring 4 Southworths over with you ?
Looks like you’ve got an itinerary that will let you see some authentic English pubs there without having to stray too far and I wouldn’t change it just to get a slightly better beer half a mile away. Tuesday and Sunday should be pleasantly busy. I was in those areas only last night (Friday) and it was pleasantly busy as London returns to some sort of normality but feels very short on overseas visitors, you’ll be made very welcome.
I’ll have a think about any other ideas. I’ve never been in McGlynns, the Lucas Arms or Mrs Froggs which seems good reason to suggest you stick to your plan and do ! Whether I could recommend the cask beer there is another matter !
One immediate thought, you might enjoy a visit to the Somers Town Coffee house, if only for a morning coffee.
See the end of this post https://retiredmartin.com/2019/03/21/aberdeen-its-a-wrap/
Wish I was in Alsace in October. Strasbourg is amazing if you’re visiting that city, great live music in bars from memory.
NB I’d never delete a comment, unless it praised Coldplay, and I edited the “pups” for you !
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Depends if more looking for beers or pubs. If the latter, might add The Salisbury. A gorgeous looking pub inside in the 19th Century London Gin Palace style… for those that like the 19th Century London Gin Palace bling style 🙂. The beer’s OK. Three minutes walk from the wonderful Harp.
Down round St Pancras/Kings Cross The Scottish Stores has an er, interesting back story; and one can still find a full mix of people drifting in, some of whom one suspects were there in the old days. And of course there is the Parcel Yard, of BRAPA fame, inside KC… with a chance of meeting Colin!
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Good suggestions. I suspect the interest is “proper pub” with decent beer, otherwise I’d suggest the Euston Tap(s).
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We do look forward to a report on your trip when you return.
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IF he survives, Dick. The UK is a feral country right now.
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I assume he is leaving his contact info with a loved one! And if he does survive, we would like to hear every detail.
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I have to get there first. Lots of hoops to jump through to travel these days. Leaving now for the first of 5 COVID tests I will take in the next 10 days. Thanks for all the pub advice.
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Hi Michael, sorry to butt-in a bit late, but I used to live round there so … I would recommend McGlynn’s, which pre-Covid certainly was a great ‘proper’ pub. Brapa really should try it over The Parcel Yard!
Lord John Russell and the Charles the First are also good around King Cross/St Pancras. Both typical of small, one-room London pubs.
Don’t be fooled by the Norfolk Arms, which is actually a tapas restaurant (a good one though).
But I don’t want to derail your itinerary, which I’m sure will be good.
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Thanks William. I might well test your recommendations next time !
I sense that pint of ESB in the Parcel Yard is now legally required!
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No that’s great stuff. McGlynn’s was on my list originally. I will add it back on. Thanks.
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Stick to your guns, Michael !
We’re rooting for you to make it over here.
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