Oh, go on then. Have some quick and nasty hand pump porn.
No better place than the A50 corridor for your Bass and Pedi handpumps.
This was actually just a fish and chips stop in “Estimable Etwall”, a title the Tourist Office can have for the price of a pint (£3.40).
The Spread Eagle isn’t a GBG entry these days, which shows you how good Derbyshire is, but be warned, there’s some dodgy folk in these parts.
Staring at Bass mirrors has a certain effect on locals., steering them away from the craft and onto the BBB.
I ask you, is there anything better than that Pedigree pump clip (c. 80s ?).
Actually, I didn’t see the Bass pump till I’d paid, but it was no hardship. A lovely sulphorous drop (NBSS 3.5+) that almost matched Holly Bush standards.
Next time I stop by, I’ll try the Burton Bridge and the battered sausage for you.