Just for a change, a REAL ALE PUB ! The only one for miles, though it’ll never make the Good Beer Guide (“Er, it did, in 1978” says Duncan, who knows these things).
A Proper Pub, too. There’s a clue there somewhere.
I’m in one of the dullest towns on the planet, despite that Madness-themed mobility scooter.
No doubt some of you will only need the GBG extract due to your cheating.
This town has the dullest Wiki entry for miles, and its most famous sons (no famous daughters have emerged) include a worst haircut winner at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party (whoop) and the the recipient of this famous kiss.
Oh, and the one-time home of this famous industry.
A classy place, I think the handpump is hidden because the staff love being asked for cask covertly like they do in Irish pubs.
One for fans of flags, I guess.
A half pint of Tayto Rough Cuts for the winner.