You left me at the Cumbrae ferry, waiting for the return to Largs where Pubmeister was waiting to whisk me around the GBG pubs of Ayshire and Greater Paisley. Look ! There he is, hiding behind the yellow X below. For the very best photos of our emotional reunion, look at Duncan’s blog now. Actually,… Continue reading DON’T GO (BEER GUIDE TICKING IN SCOTLAND IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPOONS)

If you can’t find a pub cat, find a picture of a shark. I think that’s the rule. Foreign travel is always thrilling for the pub ticker, and the Caledonian Macbrayne ferry to Great Cumbrae (pop. 1376) is no exception. “Don’t forget your passport tetanus jab” said Duncan. No bar on board, even though it’s… Continue reading MAKING HAY ON GREAT CUMBRAE

No, that photo isn’t the new BRAPA outfit for the GBG20 season. I’m in Largs, birthplace of the ice cream wars and home to Nardini’s, whose famous fudge flavour ices were used extensively as props in This Life, apparently. Largs is an odd shaped hour on the train out from Glasgow Central. If it was… Continue reading SUNSHINE ON LARGS

I left Matt to fend for himself for a night (he didn’t seem too distraught) and took the 07:50 to Glasgow, via lovely Wigan. The Wigan leg was uneventful but of course it’s not legally possible to have a peaceful trip on the Virgin west coast, and I got the full weirdo count pestering me… Continue reading GLASGAE

A fortnight ago our youngest son started an intensive barbering course so he can learn a skill and start funding his own gig tickets. It must be a proper course as it says “London” in the title, even if it’s actually in the backwaters of Manchester. A few yards from the Arndale, the Gardens and… Continue reading A MANCHESTER EDUCATION

No, I couldn’t think of anything to rhyme with Longridge  (“Hide in the fridge, it’s Longridge” ?) and I’ve already used Posh Preston at least twice. You all know where it is, I’m sure, so I’ve just marked the micros on this map that contains at least three major landmarks. Yes, the AB InBev factory… Continue reading BYE BYE TRAD PUBS, HELLO MICROS

My inadvisable Bradford night reached its inevitable conclusion in the Corn Dolly, picked entirely because Dick and Dave missed it on their travels. They missed Sunbridge Wells too, oddly. The Dolly is one of the half dozen GBG regulars that have survived the onslaught of craft. Must have been two dozen in at 22:45, and… Continue reading I CAN SEE PARADISE IN THE BRADFORD NIGHT