
Bankers for the next Beer Guide, that is. Si, Duncan and I can spot them a mile off these days.

Bikes rather than mobility scooters outside the door,

shiny tables resembling a board game,

complex lavatory arrangements,

hipster customers,

Oh. And those beers you’ve never heard of, of course.


But the beer. Wow. On a day to restore faith in cask, my murk was a cool, crisp NBSS 4. And I don’t hand out many of those unless it’s Doom Bar or Bass, do I?

Turns out the guvnor here had run one of my favourite pubs in the UK, so the Pedigree was there (actually I think he ran a Bass pub).
If this isn’t a pre-emptive tick I’ll be nice about L*******l FC.
Those shiny tables resembling a board game are in the old Friary Meux colours.
“Richard shocked by contents of plastic bag” but not as shocked as in a Northampton alley pub.
Those white things below the drip trays look a bit like Autovacs but I don’t think they are.
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Best shout “Autovac” anyway as clearly they’re a guarantee of a proper pint.
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Why doesn’t Staffs Mudgie just buy short-sleeved shirts ?
It would save a lot of faffing about.
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You’ve no sense of style mate. Leave our Paul alone.
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I’m with Staffs Mudgie on this one. In addition to a love of good pubs and beer, we seem to share a habit of always rolling our sleeves up and a horror of short-sleeved shirts.
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Thanks Bill.
Rolling one’s sleeves up is generally understood to mean getting ready to do something difficult, intense or demanding – such as getting round a town’s proper pubs.
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The horror is not undue. You have to wear SSS’s untucked, it appears round here anyway. Pressed to within an inch of its life, and then never sit down lest you crumple it…
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Sorry,it was just a joke.
I didn’t mean to intrude on an episode of Last of the Summer Wine.
RM is Cleggy,obvs …
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Do mobility scooters come with optional commodes?
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Wow, that’s a really unflattering picture of me ā¹ļø
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Oh. I dunno.
You should see pics of me on Colwell š
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But i have changed it š
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Don’t worry.
It’s not the photo of you he’s selected for June in the 2020 Pub Men calendar.
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Nice play on the word pedigree there…š Does Mudgie know you’re a big fan of rhyming slang
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