
I knew we should have gone in Matlock‘s Spoons when we walked past last year on a glorious Summer day. Perhaps we did go in. Google maps might know.
But Matlock is always worth a return trip, even if the M&S Food Hall makes you unreasonably irate by not recognising anything as part of the meal deal.
You always spot something of note on a return trip, even if it’s just the proximity of the football ground to the Wetherspoons.


The big “attraction” in Matlock is the little car that got stuck on top of a pedestal in 1996 after misjudging a turn, and has been left there as a warning against the transitory nature of time etc.

It’s a regal looking Spoons.


The Crown is a compact Spoons in the Nuneaton or Kidderminster style, and therefore absolutely heaving. One photo says it all.

Yes, this is where the Retired Gentlefolk (I only meet one of those descriptions) congregate. The Spoons model isn’t dead yet.
Notice the chap in the foreground with a pint of BBB. Good man. The Crown carries the usual exotica Iike Doom Bar and Abbot, but I played safe with the Thornbridge Stout, which was typically cool and tasty (NBSS 3.5). But £3.19 ? Wow.
The drama, which BRAPA would have loved, came when some bloke (let’s call him retiredmartin) asked for a cup for a flat white. Three times he irritatingly asked for a cup for a flat white. Three times the barman said “Americano or Latte“. Then it struck me him. They don’t have the new self-service machines in Matlock. Matlock has no flat white.
Also no tables at all, so I took the last seat in the house, next to Noel. Fruit machines are quite hypnotic, aren’t they ?

A football stand honouring trad brewers!
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Do the locals tuk-tuk their disapproval of the poorly-parked car ?
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How good are the players on a team like Matlock FC? Do players on this type of team ever make it to the Premiership league?
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The Matlock players could beat a team of you, Dick, Simon and me if we’d drunk a gallon of Bass.
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You obviously haven’t seen our moves!
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Love the old guy with his coat and back pack on while he has a pint.
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I’d guess he’s at the age where if he took them off it’s doubtful he’d remember them when it was time to leave.
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Those women look like they would be happy to remind him. Looks like he is ready to make a break for it.
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He’s probably playing it safe in case someone who drives similar to the fellow of the “little car” comes careening through the bloody window!
And with that, I’m off to call my sainted mother about her botched cataract surgery. 😦
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That’s us, that is. Great day in Oxford today, can’t wait to blog etc etc
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I very much look forward to the Oxford posts. Great to read that stuff.
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A clear win for BBB, you’ll be pleased to know.
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Is there ever really a question😄
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“The only seat in the house”
No offense intended but after the pubs in the last few posts this one has a North American look to it. 😉
Cheers
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I’ve been to a match at Matlock FC, shopped in the M&S but not been in the Spoons. Am I banned from posting from now on.
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Take it as read you’re barred, you Youlgreave yobbo.
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You’re thinking of someone else. I live in Youlgrave (as far as the locals are concerned). 😉
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That Thornbridge Brock would cost £2.15 in our local Wetherspoons,they seem to now charge the same price for a 3.9% up to a 5.9% beer in our Wetherspoons.
Been in The Crown once with the wife and it was packed,i am the guy with the rucksack and cap on.
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£2.15 is common in the Derbyshire Spoons, think I paid that in Ilkeston. Possibly Thornbridge beers have a premium price ?
If you were that guy I’m Noel Edmonds.
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Thornbridge have pursued the ‘premium’ badge – abandoning their 500ml bottles a while ago in preference for 330ml ones so they could charge the same price for less beer and look more ‘craft’ at the same time…
All relative though – £3.19 seems very reasonable for a pint of their premium ale (thanks to Tim’s discount warehouse), when a pint of BBB from a well known Cardiff brewery cost me £3.80 in a pub on the sunny south coast last weekend – but that’s another blog story…
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You’re right, £3.19 (-50p voucher) is very good. I just wonder if Matlock drinkers will pay the premium over Abbot or the other guests, and turnover is vital to quality.
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Could well do as it’s a local brewery with a cult following…especially cyclists by the look of the Thornbridge branded lycra…
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£3.19 for a 4.1% stout, where do they think they are, Bloxwich?
Can you tell I’ve stopped watching the cup final?
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Good tactic mate. If the FA Cup is now a reserve competition what is this one ? Thursday is all that matters to me,
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