CLIMBING UP ON SUDBURY HILL…

 

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Doing these posts so close to the actual event (an inadvisable 8 pub slog round the capital) is a good idea, but even I can’t remember where Whelpley Hill is now.

My photos are a reminder of how good suburban pubs can be in London, even if no-one drinks the real ale.

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Greystoke

Five minutes walk from that stale bagel merchant to North Ealing and the Greystoke, presumably named to commemorate the location shots from the 1984 Tarzan movie, filmed under the Hanger Lane gyratory.

Hanger Lane Gyratory

So why are you in the Beer Guide then, plain looking Greene King suburban pub ?

Oh, I see…

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Yes, that secret Guide place* reserved for the first pub in Ealing to put up Christmas decorations, which is ironic as the Truman’s Runner was perfectly cool and decent.

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I get a bit confused by Greene King branding these days. I’ve been to a number of these slightly upmarket GK roadhouses with loads of beers; Mansfield, Harlow, Stevenage spring to mind.

This one is opened-out but cosy, and a great place to watch Barnsley v Leeds and racing from Ascot at the same time. Most regulars seemed to be drinking the Guinness, which isn’t the same since they moved it from Park Royal.

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Grass roots soccer / horse racing double
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Football on 2 screens for stereo

The Piccadilly line passes below Wembley just as West Brom score against the Spuds; my silent cheer can be heard back in Tipton.

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Home of Legends

This is real London, an area packed with food factories, night workers and outlets for Dublin Guinness.

Sudbury Hill, my next destination, mirrors east Brum as a bit of a real desert.  My new GBG Spoons is on the left in the What Pub extract, the GBG Fullers stalwart in the middle, and a Hungry Horse serving the golf course on the right.

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In the late ’90 I used to visit our NHS site in Greenford a fair bit.  It holds great appeal for fans of congested dual carriageways and Indian restaurants alike.

I still get a bit confused by the geography though.  Where does Ealing start and Harrow stop ? It keeps me awake at night.

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Sudbury Hill Station is in Harrow, North Greenford is in Ealing, the Greenwood Hotel is from another world.

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Greenwood, Greenford

It might not make a great base for a pub crawl, but this Spoons hotel is gorgeous, as good as anything I’ve seen in the chain.

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Greenford lounge
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Greenwood dining room

Somewhere between Tottenham’s Beehive and the Northfield in Brum, it’s a symphony in wood, and a vast ocean liner of a place.  I’ve seen TV shows based on a looser premise than a search for the loos in the Greenwood.

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Greenwood fireplace

That scale made it seem a bit quiet for a Saturday lunchtime, with a few old boys echoing around in the bar, young couples in the dining area, and a childrens’ party in one of the private rooms.

Five year olds aren’t great connoisseurs of real ale, and with no-one else at the bar I had a tough decision to make.

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Greenwood beer range – Doom Bar hidden

So I went for a pint of Doom Bar, hidden round the corner.  Even without my Spoons vouchers that I’ve lost.

Doooooom Bar” said the genial and insolent barman. He was a cheery soul, they often are in Spoons.  Later, he dropped an ice bucket intended, no doubt, for a bottle of Prosecco.

What ? It was too quiet. I was just breaking the ice !”  BRAPA quality.

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I thought the Doooooom was decently kept (NBSS 3), but I struggled with the taste.  Clearly most folk don’t, it’s our Number 1 beer.  50,000,000 Doom Bar fans can’t be wrong.

I’ll give it one more go. Probably on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke.

 

And for any of you who didn’t get the reference in the post title today. The definitive version.

 

*This is a fib.

17 thoughts on “CLIMBING UP ON SUDBURY HILL…

  1. RM, I know you can be a bit of a wind-up merchant on your day, but Erasure’s version of Solsbury Hill definitive? The Inquisition will be visiting shortly and it’s not going to be pretty.

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      1. I’ve never heard the Erasure version, and something deep inside me wants to keep it that way. 😉

        The “TV shows based on a looser premise” line was glorious. The Greenwood Hotel looks amazing, especially that entrance.

        I see you passed over the London Pride (one of the few whose taste I know). Do you prefer Doom Bar over London Pride?

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  2. “I’ve seen TV shows based on a looser premise than a search for the loos in the Greenwood.”

    Especially if, when you get there, they’re out of order (I’m going by the “disabled toilet” sign in the photo marked Greenwood art). 🙂

    ““What ? It was too quiet. I was just breaking the ice !”

    Well done that man!

    ” 50,000,000 Doom Bar fans can’t be wrong.”

    Sheesh. If we’re going use that as the yardstick then we’ll soon all be on the (American) Budweiser or Corona!

    Cheers

    PS – “The Greenwood is simply glorious.”

    Totally agree.

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  3. The few existing pubs that Wetherspoons have taken over have mostly impressed me and the Greenwood looks very impressive indeed – credit where credit’s due. Looking on Spoons history page it seems as if it’s in Northolt rather than Ealing or Harrow though.

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