
April brings the joy of the annual CAMRA conference, this year from St Albans (aka Greater Luton), a chance to assess whether the Fighting Cocks really does have the oldest beer in the country.
CAMRA, once again, stands at a crossroads. Can it attract young (under-62) members with its exciting programme of motions focused on Welsh language leaflets, restoring a loss making beer festival, and making the “Pub of the Year 2025” the “Pub of the Year 2026” ?
At least our wonderful Chairman is young, providing exemplary leadership despite the setback of being an Arsenal supporter and an early career in Stafford. And tomorrow CAMRA launches a second guide to Manchester’s top beer,

this time hopefully with a greater focus on the many craft beer gems in Weaste overlooked in 2023.
This year’s bright-eyed candidates for the CAMRA National Executive include some folk who appear more interested in supporting pubs than subsiding beer festivals, which will never do.

I applaud the candidates for standing, but they should be warned that a love of pubs beer is irrelevant in these days of Information Governance, Crisis Management and cyfieithu iaith Gymraeg.
The really big decisions are best left to the humble members who pay their annual subs. And the leeches life members.
We’ve been asked to design the cover for this years Good Beer Guide.

Well, what cover would make you go to the pub ?

As in 2005 a nice, uncontroversial photo of hand pumps in a country inn ?
Or something which speaks of the joy of being on a crowded train at 7am with a knitted vegetable and a set of coloured marker pens, on your way to find a (still) closed micropub in Skipton ?

I asked ChatGPT to produce a mock-up of a BRAPA cover (top). Apparently it can’t make images of real people, which I hadn’t thought would be a problem with Simon.
But my inspiration came from an unlikely source, in the Gents at the Zappa bar in Cologne.

You can vote for my cover design in person at the CAMRA AGM in St Albans on 18th April, at the conclusion of the emergency debate on the definition of real cider.
Amusingly when I highlighted “cyfieithu iaith Gymraeg” and used my browser plugin to translate it, it decided to translate it to German rather than English. Guess it is going to be one of those days.
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Is it rude in German.
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We all know the optimum GBG cover is a night-time shot of the Northbound platform of Newark Northgate.
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I thought it Wakefield Kirkgate that got the yellow peril treatment from our cover star. I’m sure he’ll be along to clarify shortly.
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I’m sure he’s an equal opportunity territory marker.
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It was me who had to drink a pint of Tim Taylor in 10 seconds at a Wakefield station once, but without side effects.
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and this time hopefully with a greater focus on Holts’s Eccles and Patrictoft gems overlooked in 2023.
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Will it be sponsored by Tilray?
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We can but hope.
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I heard it was going to be RLBS – https://rlbs.ltd.uk/auto-vac-tray-auto-bak-economiser-complete-with-nrv-pipe.html
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Oi ! That’s my 2027 post !
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I dimly remember Raymond Baxter on Tomorrow’s World proudly presenting this great, futuristic BRITISH invention, Scott,
Well, I think I do.
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I’ll name myself next time.
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Surely no-one can come up with anything more mundane than that 2005 cover. I just don’t get the appeal for knitted vegetables and other foodstuffs like the Jellycat range, carrots, cake slices, broccoli etc.
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Intriguing.
Fascinating.
Entertaining.
{Glances off to his right at calendar hanging on the wall.) – Hmmm. 🤔
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Yep, it’s approximately 1956 in America.
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Beth yw’r cynnig iaith Gymraeg?
(‘What the Welsh language motion?’ in case your translation service translates it, equally correct, as ‘What is the Welsh language offer?’)
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