BANTER, BASS AND BAPS; DERBY’S WOODLARK IS PERFECT

OK, cobs not baps.

On with the Derby Bass hunt. As many will tell you, much that is good about the British pub lies outside the Good Beer Guide.

I headed towards the Five Lamps, but then remembered this little gem.

I’m not sure the Woodlark has been in the GBG, a bloke in a micro suggested it to me, but Rev James and Bass aren’t enough for Guide entry these days.

Either that, or the wonky Bass pump clip counts against it.

It’s a wonky sort of pub, I guess.

The jukebox is, anyway, Some metalcore gives way to “Knowing Me, Knowing You” and then some vintage crooning. No-one seems entirely happy with the choices.

Apart from me. Bass £3.30, drier than at the Old Bell and consequently a bit better (3.5), and a freshly prepared cheese and onion roll for a couple of quid. I am the happiest man alive.

Lacings never lie.

John returns his Dancing Duck glass to the bar.

“‘nother one John ?

No

A man must know his limits, just as I do. I follow John out.

“See ya duck”.

4 thoughts on “BANTER, BASS AND BAPS; DERBY’S WOODLARK IS PERFECT

    1. Indeed, Bill, and there also has to be something on the jukebox for everyone – but everyone – to hate. It’s a prerequisite.

      Talking of which, let’s hope that the right people hate this eh? 😉

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  1. Cracking pub that few seem to know about, presumably something to do with being on the wrong side of the ring road. There’s a rule of thumb in that somewhere…

    We were directed by the same solidly ‘hmm, you’re not locals!’ Landlady to the rear carpeted section as we were two-dogs up at this stage, carpets being more absorbent presumably. We made the mistake of drinking something pale, hoppy, very nice, but not Bass. I will visit this pub anytime I find myself in Derby.

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