
Mrs RM had left me to my own devices like a waylaid Pet Shop Boy; she headed in search of coffee while I did the Kendal craft ticks.

Visitors to town will find a pleasing contrast between modern beer and snuff bars,

and traditional cobbled streets leading to (checks notes) The Famous 1657 Chocolate House.

1657, 1787, it’s a town rich in history.

In 1852 a law was passed requiring it to be Christmas all year round (see also : Cwmbran).

Musically it’s reached about 1988. Don’t say you weren’t warned about Jools.

Indie Craft Beer is my last Kendal tick, and the most controversial (possibly).

Where’s the cask ?

Frankly, I don’t care. I’m just glad it opens at 16:00 and I have a lovely hazy pint of Number 12 (Neptune) outside in the sun after admiring and rejecting the full range of Proper Seating options.


It’s not a place Stafford Paul will warm to, but I like the acceptance of evil keg, key or not, in the Guide.

“I have very diverse music taste” says a 19 year old in combat trousers to his girlfriend, which probably means My Chemical Romance AND Jools Holland. But possibly not.
Snuff bars? Is that what happens to those who request tasters?
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Martin never asks for taster, as you know. But I think he might have asked for cask – several of us would have been interested in the answer.
OK, just one or two.
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It’s not my job to ask. I asked in Belfast just in case it was hidden in a back room/toilet/had a fallen over pump but in general folk expect to see either a hand pump or a sign distinguishing cask and keg. I don’t care.
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Only if he made the hand gesture.
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Perhaps I should have it on permanently, just in case.
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Wait a minute, you’re in a pub that has been included in the Good Beer Guide and you don’t think you should ask where the cask beer has bl**dy got to? Surely it’s in the job description.
Oh, wait a minute. There’s a clue in the title of the blog. Retired (rather than Dedicated or Committed) Martin! I’ll stop bugging you and leave you to enjoy your retirement.
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Nope, good beer doesn’t have to be cask. I read that on Discourse so it must be true. And there’s several Guide entries that make no claim to serve real ale, including that one in Elsecar !
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He’d send Ba Ba to ask.
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