Yes, I thought I’d make it easy for you by picking a pub which serves Doom Bar to narrow it down.
I can also reveal that our mystery pub ISN’T in Mudgie’s Final Four Towns.
That’s a very upmarket selection, isn’t it ? Where’s Cleethorpes, or Canvey Island, or Crosby ? Never mind, it was just good to NOT see stuck-up Southwold in the mix.
Our village can look as charming as any of those from the right spot (and a bit of retiredmartin filter).
Actually, that may be enough clue for most of you.
The author of a famous book about a wedding night was fined £2,000 for stealing some of those pebbles; I’m keeping quiet.
£2,000 sometimes looks like it would buy you a pub in the slightly ramshackle High Street here.
But fashions change, just like hairstyles,
and I foresee a time when the fortunes of this little place will swell to such an extent that minibuses will come here from Southwold and St Ives to see the last remaining boozers where vertical drinking is allowed.
My boozer of choice sounds like an amalgam of two pubs, and is getting geared up for April 12th. Let’s hope the beer garden is a bit bigger than this;