NODDY MAKES A RETURN VISIT TO THE SHORTLANDS TAVERN

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Really into short post territory now (unlike BRAPA), with a return visit to the Shortlands Tavern while I wait for the train to trundle up from Bromley South.  I had 14 minutes.

Bromley

Less the three minutes I’d need to admire the hidden beauty of Shortlands Station.

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Shortlands feels like the suburb of Bromley it is, notable only as the one-time home of Enid Blyton, who moved back to the Borough when the Star and Garter reintroduced Mikkeller in 1925.

Enid knocked out 10,000 woke words a day at the height of her powers, which equates to something like 25 of my posts or two-thirds of a BRAPA epic.

The banner erected by the Residents Association is a minor gem.

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Drive carefully in your Noddy car

Not quite sure why I’ve started embracing return visits like this.  Charitably, I recalled a boisterous local from a decade ago (it was probably only 2013).  Less charitably, I just needed the Gents, although the quick half pint is then always going to make you need to stop two stations up the line (as it did).

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Night night Noddy

It was warm, and characterful, and with touches of “boozer” and a good mix of folk.  The woolly hats were being sold “3 for 2” on Bromley market so it was surprising one chap had missed out.

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Wearing hats indoors – discuss

Perhaps it was the Christmas crowd, but it felt bit smarter than I remembered.  There were people at the bar discussing tasters, which is taught as an A Level at Bromley High.

 

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More tasters

The excellent barmaid was explaining CAMRA discount and I don’t think I’ve ever heard a group of customers as excited by a 10p saving.

Being December, I had the Butcombe Christmas beer that was tasty (NBSS 3+) but a bit cold.  Does Bromley think it’s in Wales ?

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Fire prepared for Ullage

Proper seats, pleasing wood panelling, tables NOT reserved for groups who don’t turn up, and gin bottles put to proper use.

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But if I’d stayed another minute I’d have missed my train to London Bridge, and you wouldn’t want that.

 

22 thoughts on “NODDY MAKES A RETURN VISIT TO THE SHORTLANDS TAVERN

    1. With all the parodies of childhood books nowadays I might expect to find in my local bookshop ‘Noddy finds two shillings and gets ratarsed in the Toytown Arms’.

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    1. P P-T,
      Don’t worry about it.
      I’m normally asleep from 9pm to 1am and 2pm to 6am and it was normal before the industrial revolution to have two sessions like that.

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      1. 2pm to 6am ?
        When do you do your drinking ?
        Actually I don’t mind it too much – any time after 4am is today but before that is still yesterday.
        Unusually for me though and a bit worrying – I fancy a pint !

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      2. Sorry, that should of course have been 9pm to 1am and 2am to 6am.
        I will though often have a nap from 2pm to 3pm with most of my drinking done before then.

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  1. I always ask for tasters if I see 6X or Tribute on the bar. As for Christmas beer, surely it’s just a normal beer with cinnamon/allspice/nutmeg/cloves added (delete as applicable).

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