On to Skegness, despite all the publicans we spoke to telling us we were mad.

Why not stay in Lincoln/Alford/the Batemans Brewery?”

Well, we’d already paid our £33 to stay at the North Shore Golf Hotel, and the closing line from the gent at the Consortium micro clinched it;

Your chances of getting run over by a mobility scooter by an old bloke in a moleskin fleece are high !”

Sure enough, Charles was nearly run over by a scooter at the hotel.

Super-powered mobility scooters

OK, it’s a golf buggy.  Small difference.

We surveyed the vast array of ales at the 19th hole.

Guest beer on its way

Our barman friend promised us an exciting guest (i.e. Batemans seasonal) was coming on later, so we set off north on our GBG tick hunt.


The Seathorne Arms is  up there at the top of the map, next to the landstrip and about a billion caravans.

We could have got there in 15 minutes along the A52, but where’s the fun in that when you can walk along the beach ?


A great view out to the windmills at sea (and the Hunstanton coast), and a perilous walk over dead crustaceans and starfish.


As dusk descended we abandoned the beach and took a footpath past the 14th tee. It took half an hour to tip toe to the Seathorne, effectively the bar for Skegness Sands Holiday Village.

Proper Pub

As soon as we saw the two mobility scooters we knew we were at a gem.

Two ! count them.

It’s more social club than fun pub, packed with retired gentlefolk, fluorescent jackets and girls with prosecco in a bucket.  A proper pub.

Proper Pub

But why is it in the Beer Guide, with it’s two Greene King beers ?

Cheaper than Spoons

Because the beer was great, the only reason a pub should be in the Guide.  The Heritage was cool and silky (NBSS 3.5), and flying out at £2.50 a pint.  The Hen was going quicker.

And of course, as Charles noted, tremendous lacings.


A great start to Skeggy night, unless you hate R’n’B pumping out of TV secreens above your head.  For five points, name that tune.





  1. Had to chuckle at the “vast array of ales.” Don’t think I’ve heard of the Greene King “Heritage” until now– is it widely available?

    I do think that on the list of “Least Beautiful-Sounding English Town Names,” Skegness just might be at the very top! 😉

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  2. Skegvegas is one strange place. I did New Year’s Eve there a long time ago and the entire town turned out in fancy dress. And I mean all of them. I had no idea there were so many Blues Brothers.

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  3. I take it on the map that ‘PC Lookout Station’ is their way of making sure no one says anything politically incorrect? 😉


    I think that multi armed one just to the right of centre is about to blow!

    “As soon as we swathe two mobility scooters”

    Did you wrap them in bunting? (heh – no other word fits) 🙂


    Love the little quotes on the glass. 🙂


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