I’d been considering a night in Halesowen, but Stourbridge beckons in a couple of weeks, and you can have too much Black Country fun.
The appeal of the former rests on a couple of famed free houses, and a couple of social clubs, one of which (Somers) was always an exhibition of Black Country bitters. Like all good things, Halesowen’s legendary status couldn’t last, and the Beer Guide contingent dropped out just as the cheapo Travelodge (with attached Greggs !!!) opened.
It’s a workaday town on the whole, more modern Worcestershire than historic Staffs, lacking the Balti draw of Lye or the, er, shabby chic of Blackheath.
But it has the Hawne and the Waggon and Horses, which even Mrs RM could see the joy of on our special minibreak a few years back. Black Country have just given it their famed eleven ales on the bar treatment. I suspect I’ll be back there in 2018.
Eleven cask beers might work at the Wellington or the Black Country Arms on a Friday, but fills me with dread on Monday lunchtime in the Swan, a suburban local a mile north of the centre.
It’s another wonderful looking Black Country pub though, with that effortless combination of traditional pubby furnishings and modern comforts (I don’t mean the jam jars).
The one thing it lacked was customers, just a couple of gourmets enjoying the cheese and onion cobs and another lone drinker asking for tasters (why ?). An evening with Paul Merson was being advertised on a poster outside. I bet Paul’s a Mallinsons man.
Panicked by two rows of pumps (the board at the top of this post was hiding round the corner) I missed the Mallinsons and went for the signature BCA beer, Pig on the Wall. I always go for the Pig. As he turned the pump clip round to find it, the pleasant young barman gave me that look that means;
“Why don’t you order by number like the sign says mate ?”
The Pig was watery and fizzy (NBSS 1.5), but there was no way I was taking a half back having failed the ordering ordeal, so I left it*.
You’ll probably have notices some key themes for this blog;
- Underrated places are often the best
- Irritation with slow Londoners
- Proper seating
- Opening times (not the CAMRA magazine)
- Quantity over Quality
The Swan makes me happy on the first four, being resolutely Londoner free and open all day every day.
But it has more beers on than the Wetherspoons at Merry Hill, and that can’t be right.
Of course, if they increased the punps to sixteen, like in the Wellington, I’m sure it would be rammed.
Or failing that, just stop playing the Stereophonics.
*And of course, it’s not my job to test the beers before they’re served.
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Can’t really complain about £3.40 for a 6.0% beer 😀
Although it does strike me there’s nothing on that board below 4.0%, which makes for a bit of an unbalanced range.
Absolutely – prices and beers both good. And I raved about their Bearwood pub (just east) last year, though that had a good two dozen punters mid week, so beer was selling.
“I went to the Swan and had a pint of 1799”
“Blimey, just how many beers do they have on there these days?!”
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Interesting post on a number of fronts.
From your description your Pig On The Wall (as you say, essentially the house beer) was well past its best, suggesting that the weekend hadn’t been that busy either, or at least not sufficiently to maintain beer quality.
In the Cheshire idyll that is Crewe, the two best beer pubs both have Monday offers which attempt to avoid slower sellers lingering too long during midweek.
Hops reduces all cask beers, irrespective of ABV, to £2.30 for CAMRA members on Mondays and the Borough Arms knocks £1 off a couple of its eight casks.
I can’t remember having a really dodgy pint in either.
Yes, reduce number of beers or find ways to sell them quickly. Shutting up entirely doesn’t do anything for cask turnover, of course.
Why are eleven beers worse than one beer on a Monday lunch time? Either way, you’re going to be getting a beer that has been sitting in the pipes since the previous evening.
In actual fact, a pub with eleven beers probably knows how to look after their beer are more likely to have pulled it through.
I’ve had far more ropey pints in crappy two-pump pubs where everyone drinks the lager than ever I have in the beer emporiums with 10 handpumps that actually get through their beer.