December 2025. Sheffield. Will had curated an itinerary for our mini-Sheffield Black Eye Friday crawl. As a southerner, he’d never actually ever heard of Black Eye Friday, but then unlike me he’s not slave to biblically-inspired Christmas rituals like dressing up as Santa and falling over. Most of the Daily Mail’s pictures from the great… Continue reading CHRISTMAS JUMPERS
IS THE BATH HOTEL GOING GASTRO?
December 2025. Sheffield. Back in Sheffield on Black Eye Friday with just enough time to put the laundry on, open the Christmas cards that will never be reciprocated, and make the sort of arrangements that on Mumsnet would take 3 months. “Fancy a pint Will“. “OK. Bath at 2:30 ish.” “See you there“. As Joe… Continue reading IS THE BATH HOTEL GOING GASTRO?
A QUIET START TO BLACK EYE FRIDAY AT THE FARGATE
December 2025. Sheffield. I’d left Mrs RM in Rye (Home 3) to keep an eye on her parents while I popped back on the train to check on Dad and Sunnyside (Home 2). But I also needed to make sure our actual home in Sheffield (Home 1) was still standing and pick up post, so… Continue reading A QUIET START TO BLACK EYE FRIDAY AT THE FARGATE
BEER TASTES BETTER IN A PROPER GLASS Pt. 244
December 2025. Waterbeach. First off, more pics from our artisanal family Christmas Day, “hosted” (ugh) by Mrs RM in a largely empty Sunnyside with the use of a few pots and pans brought back from Rye. That’s a bit like “cuckoo” brewing Bass at Donnington, I guess. Spag Bol and ungrated cheese on Charlie the… Continue reading BEER TASTES BETTER IN A PROPER GLASS Pt. 244
MRS RM’S BIRTHDAY SOUP AND A PINT. THE SHIPWRIGHT’S ARMS, HOLLOWSHORE
December 2025.Hollowshore. Faversham. You’ll be wanting to know what Christmas traditions we’ve upheld today, so here’s a photo of our traditional 25th December lunch, houmous, Sensations crisps, mango chutney, baguette and some stew Mrs RM knocked up in the slow cooker this morning. Eaten off childrens party plates with wooden cutlery “borrowed” from Waitrose. Mrs… Continue reading MRS RM’S BIRTHDAY SOUP AND A PINT. THE SHIPWRIGHT’S ARMS, HOLLOWSHORE
UP THE CREEK
December 2025. Hollowshore, Faversham. Just for Dave, a Christmas Eve post even though I’ve just had 4 pints and a Nepalese curry with my boys. Oddly, there’ll probably be less spelling mistakes than normal. Mrs RM’s actual birthday starts in a luxury Premier Inn with bath that fills up in 2 minutes and nearly floods… Continue reading UP THE CREEK
MRS RM CAN’T WALK PAST THE ELEPHANT
December 2025. Faversham. Walking back from the Sun to Faversham Premier Inn on the eve of Mrs RM’s birthday I suddenly realised we’d taken a different route into town that afternoon and missed its most famous pub. Would she be able to resist the lure of the Elephant on first sight. No. “We’re going in… Continue reading MRS RM CAN’T WALK PAST THE ELEPHANT
PERSEVERING WITH MASTER BREW IN THE SUN, FAVERSHAM
December 2025. Faversham. Back in Faversham from Herne, and an early tea on Mrs RM’s eve of birthday. The Sun isn’t in the GBG, but it had the most convincing menu, and it pays to treat a girl to somewhere nice, once or twice. Apparently. NOT a heritage pub by CAMRA definition, but 14th century… Continue reading PERSEVERING WITH MASTER BREW IN THE SUN, FAVERSHAM
THE PUB, HERNE BAY. GOOD NAME, GOOD PUB
December 2025. Herne Bay. Mrs RM looked unimpressed at the entrance to our Herne Bay GBG debutant micro as it opens on the dot of six, I think she’s hungry after only eating oysters and scampi all day. But it’s big on character and welcome and Locale crisps, and the local beer turns out to… Continue reading THE PUB, HERNE BAY. GOOD NAME, GOOD PUB
A HERNE BAY DELAY
December 2025. Herne Bay. Yes, it’s my birthday (22/12) and I’m in a caravan writing blog posts for you (after a day’s walking in Hastings). Mrs RM did the same on her birthday, we’re dedicated to our art. Still on Mrs RM’s Birthday Eve, as we continue along the coast to Herne Bay, for reasons… Continue reading A HERNE BAY DELAY