
October 2026. Glynde. East Sussex.

Down in Rye, a man’s thoughts turn to finding new pubs to colour in on the new Beer Guide.
Thrillingly, my final East Sussex tick is also in a tiny place I’ve never been to before, though I suspect you’ve heard of it. It’s possible my father-in-law has sung in its most famous building.

Steamworks in (I presume) the cosy old waiting room at Glynde station will sell you a pint and a bacon butty at 10am, all week.

But how good is the beer at 10am on a Monday in a place folk only visit to watch “The Barber of Seville” on a Friday night ?

Really VERY GOOD Long Man (don’t worry, there’ll be Harvey’s soon enough), and a fine collection of brewery and football tat.

Almost bargain prices, too. Pint, coffee, big slices of Bakewell tart and fudge brownie for £12.25.

And the soundtrack will thrill visitors of a certain vintage.

Bob, Cat/Yusuf, Neil, Don. Perfect.

Mrs RM urges me to take a photo of the Halloween/GBG feature, and asks me what that pub is on the cover.

“It’s the one you wrote about for my blog dear“.
I had an excellent lunch there about a year ago. Interestingly their website says that they don’t open on Mondays but luckily CAMRA knows better. The Trevor Arms just outside the station is also very good.
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Looks great!
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Dylan and beer at 10:00 is okay. The brownie though?
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The earlier you eat the brownie the quicker the calories wear off.
That Bakewell tart was the winner.
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I have had _chocolate_ with my morning green tea _on numerous days. So the brownie did not alarm me.
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I always thought that our Bob was having a laugh with that pic. He’d know that plenty would realise that one doesn’t usually play chords on a bass guitar…
And when a child, I always thought that Andhovealbion was an unusual name for a football side, even Brighton’s.
Have I figured out how to leave my name without using a cod email address? We’ll see. (WP says that my own “belongs” to a WP account and insists that I log in using that. It then tells me that the account is deleted, which it is. Here’s me thinking that my email address belongs to me, too.)
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PS, the only good thing about Halloween decorations is that they stop pubs putting up the Christmas ones until Nov 1st. We inadvertently visited a garden centre yesterday. It was reindeer, snow, and Santa hell. On October 11th, if you please.
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That’s garden centres for you. Best avoided.
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With just doing the same as everyone else, has a publican ever stopped to ask themself whether Halloween and/or Christmas decorations attract or deter more customers ?
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I think that an Escape Christmas themed pub, where especially “seasonal” music is banned would be rammed, Paul.
I don’t think that nearly enough have asked that question, no.
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Given their ‘wall clutter’ some pubs might be better without any decorations, a Bass mirror excepted perhaps.
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“Wall clutter” is one of the best things for reducing noise, so please don’t start a campaign against it.
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CAMRA is too busy campaigning against AI in pub posters to worry about that!
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I’m glad that I wasn’t the only person to question what Mr Dylan was doing with that bass guitar.
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Attracting attention and initiating discussions for the next 64 years.
He’s not daft !
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On my recent trip to the Lake District I head Mr Tambourine Man twice in the space of two hours. Once at the pub near the station, and again in the reception/bar/lounge area of the youth hostel. Probably not heard it for 20 or more years. I had to check the news to see if he was dead.
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He’ll outlive even Keith Richards !
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I know who I blame for popularising Dylan in the UK of late. Dave popping to the bar on the pretense of taking back a dodgy pint of Gadds and getting the innocent barmaid to change the record to Blonde on Blonde while he’s there.
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