A DASH FOR THE BASS

May 2025. Stockport.

All journeys lead to Stockport, or at least involve a change from Platform 1 to 3.

As you’ll know, the timetables for Cross Country and Northern Rail are curated so that a fit #PubMan can fit in a pint before the next train to Congleton for an ultra-rare GBG tick.

I arrive at 12:26, am forced to a slow pace behind the ditherers on the stairs, so only leave the Edgeley exit at 12:29, which means a dash to the Crown and back in 26 minutes maximum.

Google Maps suggest that’s technically possible, as long as you don’t actually go in the Crown, take a photo or two.

And certainly don’t dawdle over a pint of some of the best Bass in the country.

Blimey, I even chanced a look at the beer garden.

“You’d better dash !” says the charming young barman.

The very definition of a quick pint between trains at Stockport.Bass 🔺 in the Crown.Google maps says 14 minutes, did it in 9.@petersgatetap.bsky.social

(@retiredmartinpubs.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T11:56:47.705Z

Never in doubt.

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