
December 2025. Cambridge.

I barely spent an hour at the Mill Road Winter Fair, enough for a couple of pubs, a couple of carols (is “Get Lucky” a carol ?), an ounce of regret I’d already had lunch (Tesco Meal Deal) and was meeting Curry Charles later for, er, curry as I surveyed dozens of food carts.
Onward to the packed streets of Gwydir Street, lined with mobility scooters pushchairs.

I’ve never seen so many young children in pubs, isn’t it great ?
A particular beneficiary was the Cambridge Blue,

drawing in the toddlers with the promise of flat Bass Father Christmas and his reindeers.

OIder punters were perhaps more impressed by Tally Ho,

but I’m a man impressed by “Staff Favourite”, “Legendary” dishes, and Brian J from Rhode Island, which I assume is a suburb of Waterbeach.

I like a man who declares “This, this is what a bitter should be” and scores it 5 on Untappd (not CAMRA, scoring a 5 on CAMRA carries a lifetime expulsion).

Well, Brian (and the lovely lady behind the bar who said “That’s great”) is right. Squadron Scramble is a daft name for a beer, even for a brewery whose flagship is “Side Pocket For A Toad“.
Apparently “this ale is characterised by a debonair medium light colour and a dare-devil maltiness that compliments a courageous hop aroma from the best Mount Hood hops“. It was gorgeous, the sort of beer the Blue still does best.
Back on Mill Road, the Sally Army band were playing the hits.

How many hits can you name which feature a Salvation Army band ?
Not the Sally Army and not hits, but brass bands and quality:
When An Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease, Roy Harper
I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight, Richard & Linda Thompson
Indian Queens, Nick Lowe
Our Darkness, Richard Hawley
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Love those. Not heard the Nick Lowe.
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On his album The Convincer.
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Indian Queens is a village in Cornwall. Is that what the Nick Lowe number is about??
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It is indeed.
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Jugband Blues by the Pink Floyd?
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That I don’t know either.
Dream Academy and Tracey Thorn for me.
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“and was meeting Curry Charles later for, er, curry”
(slow golf clap)
“I’ve never seen so many young children in pubs, isn’t it great ?”
You need to get ’em young these days, in order to keep ’em.
“drawing in the toddlers with the promise of (flat Bass) Father Christmas and his reindeers.”
Sigh. Even Kris Kringle has had to downsize.
“OIder punters were perhaps more impressed by Tally Ho,”
(looks down)
Heh, extra strong barley wine. I can see why.
“and Brian J from Rhode Island, which I assume is a suburb of Waterbeach.”
While it may have water (the Fens?), it certainly has no ‘beach’ so ya; having Rhode Island nearby Waterbeach makes sense. 😉
“I like a man who declares “This, this is what a bitter should be” and scores it 5 on Untappd”
Oof. I am usually leery of giving anything a 5.
“(not CAMRA, scoring a 5 on CAMRA carries a lifetime expulsion).”
See! 😎
“Well, Brian (and the lovely lady behind the bar who said “That’s great”) is right.”
Blimey!
“Squadron Scramble is a daft name for a beer”
Pfft. It evokes the Battle of Britain, that does.
“How many hits can you name which feature a Salvation Army band ?”
Onward Christian Soldiers?
Cheers
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I should have been clearer. Which hits are about a Sally Army band, lyrically ?
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I was to say “Poke Sally Annie” but, after looking it up, it appears I’ve been singing the lyrics all wrong!
https://www.wideopencountry.com/polk-salad-annie/
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Misheard song lyrics is a rabbit hole I don’t want to go down, Russ!
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And certainly not one of the oldest American music genres in the city that’s the administrative centre of Lancashire !
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“Misheard song lyrics is a rabbit hole I don’t want to go down, Russ!”
No argument here!
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I believe Squadron Scramble is indeed to do with the Battle of Britain. Be interesting to see if you ever hear of that beer again.
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I shall keep my eyes peeled!
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“scores it 5 on Untappd (not CAMRA, scoring a 5 on CAMRA carries a lifetime expulsion)”.
I thought that was being a “drain” life member and then admitting to not having bought a GBG for several years.
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That Jona Lewie cavalry thing?
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A big favourite of Pub Curmudgeon, that Jona Lewie !
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You’re spot on. It was a Sally Army band.
What I meant to ask was which song features them in the lyrics.
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I’m ashamed to say I think I know this; Long Live Love by Olivia Neutron Bomb. I hope I’m wrong.
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You’re never wrong. I’ll add that to the list.
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Oh. And “A hazy shade of winter”. Dozens actually.
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I had to look that up – never heard it before! Thanks for that bit of fun retro Bill 🙂
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That Red Lion and Pineapple one must be the best of Christmas pub songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN2X5JwMdEE
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Wikipedia says that was filmed in the Red Duster pub in South Shields, but we can clearly see those classic London Pride and ESB hand pumps !
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Thanks Martin, and if you believed that you’ll believe that “The term micropub was originally devised by the Campaign for Real Ale, in the 1976 edition of its Good Beer Guide” when in fact the truth is on pages 20 and 21 here – hos.camra.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/beer-at-heart-43.pdf
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I see that Discourse is debating a definition of “independent” now.
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They could possibly manage a discussion about the club I used today where the cask beers were Robinsons Dizzy Blond and Wye Valley Dorothy Goodbodys ( revived for Christmas ) both of which are likely to be on the banned-from-our-beer-festivals(because-someone-might-be-offended) list but I don’t know because the list is secret !
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Totally off topic but I heard my first Christmas song of the season today (as opposed to carols and that). Only trouble was it was A Spaceman Came Travelling by Chris De F***ing Burgh 🤮🤮🤮. Normally, I would just leave the room or possibly the building but I was in a taxi so there was no escape.
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That’s a dreadful song.
I think we and Mudgie disagreed over Christmas songs (amongst many things, but that’s part of the fun). I actually rate “Stop the Cavalry” highly.
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I quite like Stop The Cavalry too (not that cavalry was used much in WW1, says the Old Pedant)
The bloke who did the band arrangement on Cricketer, David Bedford, actually lived round the back from me in Bristol. Only found this out after he died.
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I’m surprised more people don’t spell it Calvary to be honest.
I’ve no idea who my neighbours are, bar the ones next to our semi-detached.
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Go on, why wasn’t cavalry used much in WW1 ? That surprises me.
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Cavalry wasn’t much use on the Western Front due to the static nature of the warfare, trenches, mud, shell holes, machine guns etc. Much more use in Palestine/Mesopotamia owing to flat, dry terrain making the war more mobile.
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Cheers Bill.
We’d just use Coldplay now, presumably?
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I think that may be against the Geneva Convention
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But there were some horses Bill, hence my grandfather noting the “fearful stench from dead horses & men” five weeks before he was gassed and sent home.
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You’re so, so lucky to get this far, Bill.
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Your grandad was right, there were loads of horses, used for pulling guns, waggons, ambulances, you name it. What they weren’t used for was charging at things, except at the start of the war before the trench system properly became embedded. Cavalrymen were often used dismounted as infantry.
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Thanks for that explanation Bill. I hadn’t considered the varied roles of the horses.
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“Scoring a 5 on CAMRA carries a lifetime expulsion” 😀 Were you allowed to cuddle any reindeer or is it now deemed a high level H&S risk due to antlers?
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I would have cuddled Vixen, Lana, but the 6 year olds might have been upset if I’d queue jumped.
I’m fairly sure the Blue was raising money for charity, as it does every year.
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