“EVERYTHING IS LEGAL IN A DRESSING GOWN”

April 2025. Sheffield.

We’ve actually been spending a bit of time at home in Sheffield of late; grief, I even mowed the lawn last month. It’s been worth my while to power up the Naim SBLs and play a bit of music on Tidal, and Mrs RM has turned on the slow cooker.

Of course, living in Sheffield comes with significant health risks, and I’m not just talking about the strain on Mrs RM’s knees walking up Whitehouse Lane from the tram stop.

Three (3) deserved GBG entries within 5 minutes up the slopes, a beer shop that ought to be in the Guide, and all those treasures down the hill in Kelham. Not good for a healthy lifestyle.

Fancy a pint ?

Mrs RM is out the door in 60 seconds, like Angelina Jolie in that 2000 film, and inspired by the bird on the street art,

we head to The Raven.

Palm Lane is short and steep, but manages to squeeze in the garage for Cuneo’s ice cream vans,

and the former Palm Tree’s large garden.

I don’t now why I haven’t warmed to the Raven more. A mixed local crowd, from tradesmen to toddlers,

their local Wisewood cask priced about £4, and one of Sheffield’s top crafty keg ranges.

“They’ve got Everything is Legal in a Dressing Gown” I excitedly tell Mrs RM.

“Is it strong ?” she asks. Sort of.

Over two pints she confirms my view on the Raven. It does everything right on paper,

but somehow isn’t a place to linger.

Perhaps it’s the colour scheme, the music (1990s indie) played just too quiet, the antlers, the lack of tat…it just lacks that “lived-in” feel you get round the corner. Perhaps it works best on summer weekend in the garden with the pizza oven on.

But then again; quality IPA from Sureshot, sour from Pastore, and malty bitter from Wisewood. Surely it’s all about the beer, no* ?

*No

14 thoughts on ““EVERYTHING IS LEGAL IN A DRESSING GOWN”

  1. Some pubs/bars just don’t work for you but work for others. It can be impossible to say why.

    de Garre in Bruges, for example, the beer is great, the place looks amazing, full of people having a great time, and yet… It didn’t work for me.

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  2. My wife’s best friend lives in Walkley and the Raven is her local, so we have been many times. I like the Loxley beers, but get what you mean about the atmosphere.
    Robin

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  3. “but somehow isn’t a place to linger” – the pictures maybe suggest “sterile” which is how I’ve heard two similarly refurbished pubs, in Keighley and Stafford, described.

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    1. Isn’t that part of the Grand Scheme though, Paul?

      All trace, of anything that makes people feel like they belong anywhere must be eradicated?

      Make them understand, that they’ve no stake in anything? And that will teach them to know their place?

      Sure feels like it to me plenty of the time.

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      1. I think so Etu, even worse that 1984 and you must remember how bad the ‘eighties were.

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      1. We’ll get the bunting out, Paul. Hopefully the Sheffield Hatter will have seen his “beloved” (ugh) Luton Town survive on the final day of the season and be able to join us at Alder.

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