STUDENTZ, SPOONS, NEWCASTLE. HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY FAIL ?

October 2023. Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

Here’s the updated map from that Saturday Stagger on Tyneside. Stop (G) is Newcastle Uni, stop (H) is Newcastle Hospital.

I was regretting those “bonus” stops at the Bridge and the Free Trade by now; this bloke on the approach to Chinatown seemed to be admonishing me.

8.30pm now. I ought to eat, drink water, and get to my gig. Where was my gig, anyway ?

Somewhere in the University Student Union. It looked so dark.

Oh, there’s a Spoons. I’ll ask in there.

Hang on, isn’t this Luthers, that new Spoons Leon told me about ?

Some pub ticking heroes don’t do interviews with the Telegraph or Radio Purbeck.

Unnoticed, the legend of south Tadcaster had been nearing the completion of the Spoons*.

What a hero ! Introducing your baby to the joy of Proper Pubs early too, They should put a statue of him up in Birkenhead.

Quite a pleasing Spoons too,

and it’s a joy to see that students have found a good use for all that learning.

The nice man pointed to some stairs leading to the music room. I had a half of the Otter cowering away on the left, and thought I’d best eat.

But then music started and I made a dash for it.

9 thoughts on “STUDENTZ, SPOONS, NEWCASTLE. HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY FAIL ?

      1. I’m sorry to say this, Paul, but following a wave of unsuccessful French invasions over the years we have been left with a residue of BROWN French “mustard”.

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