
As mentioned already, GBG2019 sees Milton Keynes emerge as an unexpected winner.
As many re-entries as total newbies, all making Si wish he was doing Bucks all over again. Mind, FOUR of those symbols are microbreweries, not pubs.

If only MK CAMRA had given me a sneak preview of the GBG19 entries I’d have visited the newbies when I was sent there, TWICE, in early September.
Still, the next entry, the Talbot in Loughton is, pleasingly, open from 11.30am (10am at the weekend).
Loughton is the bit you get to if you do a chicken run across the road that separates the station and the Central MK hell from the villages.

Look ! Moats, Manors and medieval fish ponds.
I didn’t see any of those, just an Ember Inn. You have to walk past a Harvester to get there.


So. We have Milton Keynes. We have Ember Inns. We have too many beers. We have first pint of the day. And we have non-stop Aretha.

But we also have the happiest barman* in the Kingdom (of Britain, not Milton Keynes).
Genuinely, not per the Greene King happy bar staff manual.
I asked for a recommendation. I got one. I hoped “Bunny Hop” wasn’t a Spring beer they hadn’t finished selling yet.

“Cheap at half the price mate !” (it was £3.70 a pint, this ain’t Spoons).
The Talbot is a beautiful pub, gastro or not, almost Brunning & Price without the bile beans.


“Carling please mate”
It even livened up a bit as a Man U fan with ’70s replica shirt came in on the dot of noon. Half an hour drinking time lost mate !.
Obviously I sat outside in the sun where the Purity warmed up and at its peak rated NBSS 3.5. A vote for Purity and Ember in the same post ! #EndOfTimes

Pub life in Bucks rarely felt better. An old lady rambler on her way to Stony Stratford even smiled at me.
Is there something in the water in Milton Keynes ? I thought it was Birmingham that added fluoride.
*You may not believe it, but 83% of pubs give me a decent welcome these days. The odd one, like an empty village GBG pub near Bracknell yesterday, seems able to complete a transaction without a please, a thank you or a smile though.
Mmmmm … Jurys out on Purity. I’ve had some very average pints of UBU. I’m guessing it’s on the Pubco lists, and fairly cheap, as a few places round here who purchase on price alone, have it on as a frequent guest.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not sure about cheap, but I find it the least attractive option in the Midlands gastropubs it pops up in continually. Can’t believe it’s anyone’s beer of choice. Quite like the strong one in their posh central Brum craft bar to be fair.
LikeLike
Must be cheap if they have it on where I regularly see it.
LikeLike
“Needs carpet lessons from Spoons” – no, a plain carpet best shows up vomit, rodents and anything else that shouldn’t be there.
Milton Keynes is an anagram of Silent Monkey.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Got any for “Newark”, Staffy?
LikeLike
Another great title!
Has Bombardier undergone a drastic rebranding? Or is that pump clip some other Bombardier? I mean it’s not a bad design, but it’s an entirely different vibe compared to what they were doing before.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s a drastic rebranding, but there’s been loads of those. I guess Marston’s bought Charles Wells and so the Wells brand is redundant as far as they’re concerned. I don’t like it, but that’s probably more because the beer will probably be a shadow of the foamy ale it was as a high volume brand in the ’90s. Have you tasted it ?
LikeLiked by 1 person
The Bombardier I’ve had in the US as always been okay, but a touch too sweet for my tastes. Their old branding was unapologetically British to the point of being almost comical, but I had affection for it. The new look is classy, I suppose, but I’m not sure what feeling it’s supposed to project. Looks a bit like an old German beer label to me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Interesting. Comically and unapologetically British is spot on. I guess bottling or kegging creates that sweetness, just as it would for Doom Bar.
LikeLike
Rather than “the Wells brand is redundant” it’s probably more now to do with “Wells” the Wells company owning pubs and opening a smaller brewery – and dropping “Wells” from “Bombardier”, like “Thwaites” from “Lancaster Bomber”, is less likely to mislead anyone although it is still brewed in Bedford.
“Comically and unapologetically British is spot on” is probably the “English, Ever Reliable and Damned Tasty – Bang On” of a few years ago.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Had Purity UBU a couple of times recently in Wetherspoons. Always think of it as a decent traditional, i.e. copper-coloured, slightly biscuity, bitter. Even Cooking Lager tried it and liked it.
LikeLike