PRE-EMPTIVE TEMPTATIONS AMONG THE TANGERINES

Eiffel Tower original

Yes, more Blackpool for you. You know you love it.

I know that in our glorious summer, even Wythenshawe would shine, but the jewel of the Fylde coast looked majestic in late August.

Inspiration for the something famous
Not just for Winter gardeners

Thankfully it’s not all posh; there’s still unexplored quirky bits like General Street (information welcomed).

Go on. Jump the fence and find the secret micro

Simon had kindly done the hard work, in between Cockney Rejects gigs, tracking down TWO new potential Blackpool (future) Guide entries.

One of them wasn’t tough to guess. Look on What Pub for entries with “Brew”, “Tap” or “Derek” in the title and you can’t go wrong.

Brew Room

How can you not love a place which names its home brew after the town’s most, er, loved son.

Brave name

Or that packs its sprawl with classic brewerania ?

No Bass mirror evident

Odd place, not obviously pitched at crafties or students, despite the unusual tables.

Do not stand glasses on table football tops

Yes, yes, a “poo room”. Simon has already been there.

I’ve accidentally deleted my notes from this visit. Which shows the merit of a BRAPA notebook and pen, even if you then look like a Twogger.

Anyway, a ramshackle place (that’s good), nice beer (NBSS 3.5), a mix of Blackpool life, a Beer Guide cert. Probably not till 2020 edition though.

Average lacings

Round the corner to Albert’s, a small hotel in a string of them, via a house with the most impressive football scarf I’ve ever seen.

After you
Not a descent for the drunk

The problem with cellar bars is you never know what weirdos you’re going to find at the bottom. The little place near Newark North is like that.

Sadly, I find only a jovial owner (I’ll call him Albert) and two chatty drinkers who own up to being CAMRA members.

Nice people alert
Fantastic beer with CAMRA discount

Normal customers, weird pub, much too good to be a micro.

Punch & Judy probably banned in real world

I failed to force my CAMRA folk to divulge details of GBG19 entries, but this one is definitely Guide bound with quality beer (NBSS 4). I was glad when a few more folk turned up though. They’d never find your corpse down there.

26 thoughts on “PRE-EMPTIVE TEMPTATIONS AMONG THE TANGERINES

      1. As Alan Bennett said “Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.”.

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  1. You didn’t mention that the Brew Room pub is recognised as the birthplace of Blackpool FC. There’s quite a lot of information in the pub about their formation in 1887.

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  2. “Inspiration for the something famous”

    Not touching that with a 10 foot pole. 🙂

    “Go on. Jump the fence and find the secret micro”

    It looks more like a movie set for zombies or some such.

    “Brave name”

    Indeed. But would’ve been better if it was an oyster stout rather than blueberry. 😉

    “Yes, yes, a “poo room”. Simon has already been there.”

    I was just thinking that. 🙂

    “Probably not till 2020 edition though.”

    Which won’t be available till 2021.

    “with the most impressive football scarf I’ve ever seen.”

    It’s almost generic. You could wear that at practically any match.

    “Nice people alert”

    It looks a bit like someone’s grandmother’s living room.

    “They’d never find your corpse down there.”

    Of course not. The hotel above probably would turn it into mince pies. 🙂

    Cheers

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  3. Double Mmmm. Don’t mind Lytham and St Annes, but I draw the line at Blackpool. Certainly in terms of pubs. The Tower is well done and and good entertainment with top european circus stars, but the rest? Call me snobby but there’s only two hotels I would even consider thinking about in Blackpool, let alone the pubs … #notforme

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