July 2025. East Boldon. No sooner do I tell you my ambitious plans for August than family drama strikes, for the 36th consecutive month, and I’ve just spent all afternoon in a Kent A & E waiting room with my father-in-law eating lentil crisps. Such is life, and a reminder to take every opportunity to… Continue reading MY MAXIM – SPORTS CLUBS IN THE GBG ARE INCREDIBLY DULL BUT THE BEER IS ALWAYS GOOD
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VE-VE-VESUVIO
July 2025. Darlington. I’m about to analyse my whereabouts in July, and it may horrify Kentish Paul to learn I spent as many nights in a Co-op car park in Darlington as I did at home in Sheffield. No sooner was I back from Waterbeach than heading out in the campervan to Cockerton library, where… Continue reading VE-VE-VESUVIO
11:15 ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
July 2025. Waterbeach. Being all heart, I’d offered to pick Mrs RM up on her return from Nantes that Saturday evening. Being French and all, that flight decided not to arrive at Stansted till gone 10pm, wrecking my thoughts of a pint in the Sun. But then our lads arrived home from watching Neil, Cat… Continue reading 11:15 ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
PUB DESERTS AROUND BELTON
July 2025. Belton, Grantham. It’s our decennial National Trust membership year as I get to feel we’re getting value for our £139.20 by visiting every stately home and deer park in England. Mrs RM was drinking DIPAs in Nantes while I pulled off the A1 north of Grantham to join the gentlefolk at Belton House,… Continue reading PUB DESERTS AROUND BELTON
JULY ’25 STOCKTAKE + AUGUST PREVIEW
Your contractually obligated July highlights package is a bit of a fraud. Look at this travel map, my busiest month since I completed the Guide in September 2022 (pretty much when parents health started a steep decline). You’ll notice trips to Hampshire, Newport Pagnell, Liverpool and Edinburgh still to write up, including one of the… Continue reading JULY ’25 STOCKTAKE + AUGUST PREVIEW
FRENCH CRISPS AND SUSSEX IMPY STOUT
July 2025. Sheffield. You’ll remember (you won’t) that Mrs RM had cruelly abandoned me in Sheffield to swan off to Nantes, to tick mechanical elephant and drink Oompa Loompa stout in craft bars that look like they could have been in Chisinau, or Tallinn, or Sheffield. After that “meh” pint of Budvar I needed something… Continue reading FRENCH CRISPS AND SUSSEX IMPY STOUT
“What’s new and exciting in Sheffield, then ?”
July 2025. Sheffield. The three (3) questions I’m most likely to hear these days are 1) When are you going to sort out that garden ?, 2) Are you sure you’re at the right gig, old fella ? and 3) What’s new in That Sheffield ? Sometimes that last question means “What’s in the next… Continue reading “What’s new and exciting in Sheffield, then ?”
LANDLORD DRINKING WELL IN AINDERBY STEEPLE
July 2025. Ainderby Steeple. Near Northallerton. As Simon discovered recently, ticking in Northallerton rarely comes in quickly drunk singles. A very basic town pub is followed a mile west by an immaculate old village dining pub in Ainderby Steeple, about which I knew nothing. And still know close to nothing, so little is there to… Continue reading LANDLORD DRINKING WELL IN AINDERBY STEEPLE
MORE “PROPER” ONE PUMP PUBS IN THE GBG. THE MASONS ARMS, NORTHALLERTON
July 2025. Northallerton. It’s 11:26. The door to the Mason’s Arms is about to open, bang on time, a few minutes early even. I like an 11:30 opener. An early start, but not so early you think you might look like a drunk. That’s what Spoons are for. Northallerton feels like a town of pottery,… Continue reading MORE “PROPER” ONE PUMP PUBS IN THE GBG. THE MASONS ARMS, NORTHALLERTON
YOUR CUT-OUT-AND KEEP GUIDE TO WAITING FOR THE PUB TO OPEN IN NORTHALLERTON
July 2025. Northallerton. The campervan , Triple fff Moonshine portable toilet and all, has been getting some proper usage this summer, taking us to small town car parks which don’t yet have “NO OVERNIGHT PARKING ON PAIN OF DEATH” signage. And you really need a night in North Yorkshire towns like Northallerton, with its legally… Continue reading YOUR CUT-OUT-AND KEEP GUIDE TO WAITING FOR THE PUB TO OPEN IN NORTHALLERTON