
July 2025. Spurn Head.

Back in 2019 I wrote about the need for Hull CAMRA to get a move on and re-open the Dolphin, just off Spurn Head’s western edge.

Six years on, no progress. Still, let’s blame COVID and Corbyn, eh ?
With the threatened deluge nowhere in sight, I set off for Spurn Head to take a look.

ChatGPT said 8 miles there and back from Kilnsea pillbox, so 3-4 hours walk through what’s left of the road.

Flora and fauna,

and abandoned rope,

but mostly sand.
Ooh, a seal !

And another one, all apparently getting closer every time I turned my head, like the weeping angels in Dr Who.
I pressed on, as sand turned to crumbling tarmac,

meeting only a cyclist and a couple from Leeds, the bloke in a Kaiser Chiefs beanie hat.
“We’ve seen LOADS of seals, they were practically eating from our palm“. Really.
After an hour I reached the refuge. Sadly, no-one had left emergency chocolate rations.

I asked my companion what I might find at the very end beyond the lighthouse I was approaching.

Cut off at high tide ! NOW you tell me. No wonder I hadn’t met a soul for 20 minutes; I just assumed the tourists got no further than the flash cafe at the visitor centre. I checked when high tide was today. Now !
Time to dash back, unnecessarily as it turned out, just in time to get the reduced price savouries from the cafe and read the warning.

Mild peril, but peril nonetheless.
Phew! Narrow escape.
Luckily, I knew you got back safely because a) you are writing about it, and b) I saw you at the Kelham Island Tavern today looking none the worse for your adventure.
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It could be ChatGPT writing this though. Makes you think.
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Who the heck was it I was talking to down the pub this afternoon then?
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AI is more than just ChatGPT, Will. AI pub companions who compliment your flashy new jacket are all the rage.
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