IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S US, HOWDEN

March 2025. Howden. I probably wouldn’t have dragged Mrs RM for a night out in Greater Goole if not for the new GBG entry in Howden, but it always felt like it would get a Guide pub. Eventually. Cobbled streets packed with bistros, Italian restaurants and craft bars, providing an unexpected bounty of Untappd potential… Continue reading IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S US, HOWDEN

10% IMPERIAL JAKEHEAD IN HOWDEN’S HOP CAVERN

March 2025. Howden. It wasn’t yet 2:30 and we’d already exhausted Howden’s possibilities, from church, to cinema (closed). The market place offie sounded tempting, but instead of drinking tins of Boddington in the park we chose to drink cans of Wylam in the craft bar. A craft bar that What Pub doesn’t acknowledge the existence… Continue reading 10% IMPERIAL JAKEHEAD IN HOWDEN’S HOP CAVERN

YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE TO WASTING 25 MINUTES AT DONCASTER STATION

March 2025. Doncaster. The driver did notice me waving frantically on the Saltmarshe platform, and 35 minutes later I was at Doncaster with a dilemma. Sprint the 7 minutes each way to the Donny Brewery for a 10 minute pint schooner of “Gruesome Raspberry: Gravy is Finite”, or stay put at the station pub. What… Continue reading YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE TO WASTING 25 MINUTES AT DONCASTER STATION

EVEN CHRIS REA CAN’T DAMPEN THE JOY IN LAXTON’S BRICKLAYERS ARMS

March 2024. Laxton. Goole. Some tickers have, I read, been driven to Laxton in the beguiling wilderness east of Goole. That’s denying yourself the true magic of the Blacksmiths Arms, approached on foot through a village replete with mystical farmyard smells and twitching curtains. The one problem with arrival by train is that the pub… Continue reading EVEN CHRIS REA CAN’T DAMPEN THE JOY IN LAXTON’S BRICKLAYERS ARMS

GOOLE – TOM PUDDING, DAVID DAVIS, AND OTHER FAMOUS RESIDENTS

March 2025. Goole. 9 minutes till the train from Goole to Ye Olde Saltmarshe, the final step in my epic journey, and I would need 2 minutes of that to mispronounce my request stop to the Northern Trains guard. Let’s explore Pasture Road; Pierogi, an unusual career change for a carpenter, and a change of… Continue reading GOOLE – TOM PUDDING, DAVID DAVIS, AND OTHER FAMOUS RESIDENTS