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June 2024. Gosport.
My work for this 3 days of in-law entertaining nearly done, it was time for a walk;
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At last, a decent step count.
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Blackpool Jane did a very similar trip recently, but she only claimed 19,317 steps, though possibly more meat raffles were clocked up.
From Queens you head towards the marina and ordnance yards,
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and Gosport, a working town, starts to look a little bit posh. And very lovely as we finally get some sunshine.
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No idea what this boat is,
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so let’s guess it’s carrying the 3,016 tonnes of lamb and sausages to be won at Gosport pub meat raffles that week.
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I don’t really want another beer, but I’m passing Powder Monkey which Jane loved so have no choice,
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and Priddy’s Hard, also home to the museum of naval firepower, has some great views across the water.
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There’s two (2) Powder Monkeys here, a bar and a tap, which has great potential to confuse BRAPA,
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except it’s only the tap open, and quiet bar a large group of mates playing “Let’s try ALL the beers“.
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I ignore the guest cask and play “What would Jane do ?” and guess keg Black Forest stout, correctly
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It’s tremendous, and I drink it staring at a rotating screen display which might tell me more about the beer I’m drinking if it ever stops telling me about ‘istree, T-shirts and quiz nights to a Queen/Bowie soundtrack.
I actually get irrationally irritated that the display never returns to the page about the Black Forest Stout, like a St. Mirren Fan in 1986 waiting for page 308 of Ceefax to come round again to reveal their fate at Partick Thistle.
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But I come to my senses just in time to catch the sunset,
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and scamper back to Mrs RM just before Lidl closes its wine and chocolate aisles.
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So I’ll never know what I could have had at the Jolly Roger (actually, I will, it was Doom Bar).
Brut IPA? Ooh, that takes me back. Not seen one of them for years, since it was the Next Big Thing for about a week; and after everyone tried one, they never had another.
I’ve never been to Gosport. I’ve never felt as if I was missing much. Seems I might have been wrong: neo-retro made-up beer styles that no-one gave a monkey’s (pun intended) about. That’s a thing, surely? Fingers crossed for an India Pale Lager if I visit!
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Brut IPA ? The one advertised by Henry Cooper ?
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Yeah, that stuff, or something almost as unpleasant. I think my tasting notes were along the lines of “Big floral and herbal nose. Completely lacking condition. Has a strong, solventy alcohol hit on the finish. Tastes like gin”
I was always a Hai Karate man. They made an excellent dark mild.
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“Bobby Mango’s tasting notes”.
Make a great blog.
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