Welcome to the nerve centre of RetiredMartin.com, where I’ve given in to that exciting bottle of Belgian “Fruitage” tonight while I give you a late night Guess the Unconventional Pub.
Etu or Lorenzo will have it already, JRC will identify it from the drone pictures,
Not much to tell you about the location; there’s no school, church* or Post Office here; but plenty of places to eat and sleep. There used to be a greyhound track too, but that never made the GBG, unlike Chester-le-Street.
Duncan’s ears will prick up when he hears this unusual boozer was a one-time Guide entry. At least, I only remember the one time, but Duncan has a spreadsheet which may prove otherwise.
Surely he’ll remember the Bass mirror; you don’t see too many of those, do you ?
No obvious cricket connections this time, but this pub shares a name with a footballing legend who made ONE appearance in his club’s best ever season and scored ONE goal, against some Tigers. If stuck, ask Roger.
One cask beer on the bar, recently switched from West to South Yorkshire, but you can see what the largely casual trade drinks.
Oi mate, don’t forget your keys !
Accommodation here is good value and “cosy“; I’m highly tempted by a return visit to sample that haute cuisine. And the four poster restaurant.
*Well, not strictly a church, anyway.
“a footballing legend who …….. scored ONE goal” suggests the East Midlands but maybe it’s about as far from there as is possible. ,
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s about half-way as far from there as possible.
LikeLike
Is the apparent typo in the blog title actually a clue? 🤔
LikeLiked by 1 person
No. It’s evidence that drinking Belgian beers in bed at 10:30pm is not a good idea.
LikeLike
“GUESS THE POST GOES UNCONVENTIONAL”
So… it’s not about a pub then? 😉
“tonight while I give you a late night Guess the Unconventional Pub.”
That settles that then. 🙂
“and Russ will be making up an excuse involving a runaway food van.”
You know me so well.
(Hey! I came close on the Titanium one!)
“there’s no school, church* or Post Office here; but plenty of places to eat and sleep”
A trailer park? 😉
“but Duncan has a spreadsheet which may prove otherwise.”
Somehow I missed that post. Will have to go and take a read tomorrow.
“but this pub shares a name with a footballing legend who made ONE appearance in his club’s best ever season and scored ONE goal, against some Tigers.”
I was going to guess LAF, but I’ll look him up on Wiki first. 🙂
“One cask beer on the bar, recently switched from West to South Yorkshire,”
A clue!
Oh, wait; do you mean the pub changed from West to South or merely the beer on tap?
“Accommodation here is good value and “cosy“; I’m highly tempted by a return visit to sample that haute cuisine. And the four poster restaurant.”
I give up… again. 🙂
“*Well, not strictly a church, anyway.”
A mosque? 😉
Cheers
LikeLiked by 1 person
“So… it’s not about a pub then? 😉”
See response to Mudgie. And I thought I was being so kind blogging late.
LikeLike
LAF claims to have scored TWO goals but only one of them came after the invention of film.
LikeLike
That proves you can’t believe that Wikipedia.
I thought only one goal wasn’t very good and then realised football’s all about demarcation and goals were someone else’s job – maybe something to do with a ‘team’. .
LikeLiked by 1 person
Top defender Des Walker (Nottingham Forest and Sheffield Wednesday) scored ONE goal in 801 games.
LikeLike
Sheffield Hatter may remember the goal.
LikeLike
Is there a connection by marriage to the Royal Family?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Absolutely none I can see, though the nearby 17th Century Hall has quite a history.
LikeLike
I don’t believe that the his beer mats put “Humphrey’s” into the two references to “H….y’s Bar”.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Have you found it, Paul ? I sense you’re very close !
LikeLike
No, I think I’ll give up unless the one beer is Black Sheep Best Bitter.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I suppose that I could spend more time looking for pubs in ex-convents, but that would be far too logical.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That could not be further from the truth.
LikeLike
Yes, I’ve found the blessed thing. It’s near a motorway, but Google doesn’t offer interior views, does it?
I see what you mean about “duplication” on your earlier post too!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I got those interior views straight off Google, inspired by the guy who took the last picture in the previous post!
LikeLike
Like Poirot, when all the witnesses are assembled, will you reveal the truth, Martin?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just like Poirot, after drinking my last Belgian beer from Beer 52.
LikeLike
Found those contributors shots on Google, thanks Martin. I’d forgotten about all but street view.
I must call in there – the food looks a dream.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s the little circles inside a property (more likely a pet shop than a pub) you get when you press the little street view man, Etu.
That food looks trencherman portions. The long-standing owner Harry died fairly recently but his wife runs it. Must be worth a trip.
LikeLike
Coming late to this I see. Don’t do football so that clue doesn’t help.
LikeLiked by 1 person
If I’m right, the – late – footballer relates to the pub’s alternative name?
I don’t do football either, that was a retrospective.
LikeLiked by 1 person
To be honest it’s the blurry photo you need to concentrate on.
LikeLike
Yes, the place is immediately to the north of that, and to the west of the fields.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That just looks like a scrapyard, though. I’ve now found it through the medium of Twitter, but have to say that poser was a classic. of its kind.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s praise indeed.
The interior is completely fake, so more internal shots wouldnt have helped. More photos of trucks would have!
LikeLike
I see that Will has taken three pictures of it – all exterior, mind.
LikeLiked by 1 person
He lacks my courage/stupidity.
LikeLike
“I see that Will has taken three pictures of it” – that’s about as useful as some of Martin’s clues. Narrows the field to about 9,000 pubs scattered throughout the UK!
LikeLiked by 1 person
If we’d known you scored it anything other than a “6” it would have narrowed it down enough !
LikeLike
OK. If you search the obvious possibilities for H—y’s Bar then you get thousands. But wait, think for a moment. All of them – except this one, it seems – aspire to be something, don’t they?
So if you add a term which reflects that difference, then you narrow it down a bit. To just one, for me, as it happened.
Capisce?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Personally I wouldn’t describe the interior as fake – it’s all genuine brick, stone, timber etc. architectural salvage – making for a charming repro atmosphere.
Hear me, Joules?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Excellent points, well made.
LikeLike
Etu,
That’s precisely what I thought on seeing reclaimed timber and brick haphazardly thrown together but thought I had mentioned that company enough already.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Indeed, Paul.
So I hope that we agree that it’s here
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/The+Stockyard/@53.4343914,-1.2426889,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipOB5zwwApH9X2sPTNevc2adjKioTrFN–ryoYp0!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOB5zwwApH9X2sPTNevc2adjKioTrFN–ryoYp0%3Dw397-h298-k-no!7i4032!8i3024!4m15!1m7!3m6!1s0x487974de920372f5:0x967f0a5b594304b5!2sHellaby,+Bramley,+Rotherham!3b1!8m2!3d53.424653!4d-1.2432857!3m6!1s0x487974dc468fc759:0xa37ef989015644e6!8m2!3d53.4343914!4d-1.2426889!14m1!1BCgIgAQ
LikeLiked by 2 people
Those people in that photo are much too close together.
LikeLike
Etu,
Yes, and I’m finished with these Guess the Pubs when I can’t even get one I’ve driven past dozens of times.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, it’s “Search and Deduce the Pub” really, isn’t it Paul?
I don’t think that many of us could genuinely have guessed any of ’em.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Had to be Yorkshire, didn’t it. Where else do you get Yorkshire Pudding with Bangers & Mash?
“this pub shares a name with a footballing legend who made ONE appearance in his club’s best ever season”.
So who did Stockyard play for?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Isambard Stockyard, played for Dulwich Hamlet 1933-47.
LikeLike
Or was it Steve POTTS of West Ham fame ?
LikeLike
I thought that it was Harry Potts of Blackpool, Burnley fame etc., but hey…
For some reason this pub is also known as Potts.
Me neither.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The owner was called Potts.
LikeLike