SOCIAL DISTANCING THRIVES, IN THE OTHER ST. IVES

Closer to home, our St Ives is now a mere 22 minutes away. I reckon it would have been twice that before the A14 upgrade.

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Still can’t believe it

The Cornish version doesn’t want you at the moment, and I guess Huntingdonshire’s St Ives isn’t welcoming tourists, either.

But there’s worse places to get your unlimited exercise, and a moderately famous bridge with a chapel in the middle. Which makes it the Rotherham of the east, I guess.

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Note rare chapel in the middle for praying for return of pubs

This is the bridge that they use on Look East as a background for the weather reports (“25 degrees, light breeze, chance of a downpour in Ramsey later“).

Cloud in wrong place says Dave
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Bird not socially distanced

Mrs RM has decided to join me on my local walks, on the proviso they don’t take more than a couple of hours. You can guess why.

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Follow the Ouse Valley Way

Look how busy St Ives is.

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Bustling

There’s nothing open, of course. Last time here in 2017 for opening day at the average Spoons which had just joined the estimable Royal Oak and Oliver Cromwell in annoying the deceased Lord Protector by serving the demon Citra (the beer not the beer blogger).

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Proper Pub

Typically, even the Greene King and Elgoods pubs looked incredibly inviting when shut.

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Nelson’s Head once served pint and a half in a glass
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Ultra rare Elgoods GBG entry

It’s the tiling porn at the butchers that impresses though.

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Moo

Rather than join the queue at Waitrose (it stretched back to Needingworth), we took the riverside walk to lovely Houghton.

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All Saints
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Top topiary

At this point I need to bring you news of a serious infringement of the Lockdown Rules (S.37 Para 445).

A young lady made a slight sideways movement to pass us on the cycle track and neither Mrs RM or I remembered to say “Thank you“.

“YOU’RE WELCOME” she shouted.

Oh, sorry, thanks” I called back, mortified.

But it was too late. And there were witnesses, tapping away on MumsNet right now*.

Chastened, we continued along the Thicket to the chocolate box villages of Houghton and Wyton.

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Some lovely passive aggressive signage long the Thicket if you visit

At the National Trust Houghton Mill, excited septuagenarian volunteers were showing holders of pre-booked tickets to their allotted parking spaces, where they ate their own sandwiches, moaned about the closure of the toilets and then drove back to Huntingdon.

Mrs RM and I crossed our legs and pressed on over the Ouse….

*I’ll be asking for 37 other offences of uncoordinated Thursday clapping to be taken into account.

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