A long overdue return to my Hot 100, and a follow-up visit to the Tynemouth Lodge Hotel prompted by a snowman;
These brilliant photos from Electric Pics (Adrian) deserve a close-up.
Most of Adrian’s tweets seem intended to promote the North East and Draught Bass, which surely makes him a Bass hero in my next monthly awards.
The Lodge has always been a favourite; a classic boozer at the entrance to one of Mrs RM’s and my favourite towns and beaches.
Well, the Bass Snowman had mysteriously vanished when I arrived there on Saturday. Where’s CAMRA to save pub snowmen when you need them ?
But there’s the same magical buzz as you enter,
and instantly see the red triangle.
Here’s what perfection looks like. Well, NBSS 4, anyway. Which is close enough.
I sank it in ten minutes standing at the bar. Which is too quick, even in Tyneside, but that’s how great Bass slips down.
As is always the case when you arrange to meet someone from the blogosphere, Adrian and I conspired to not recognise each other despite some fairly comprehensive self-deprecating descriptions. No notes, so I guess we talked about the weather, town boundaries and William Morris.
Rather disturbingly, Adrian was drinking the Mordue Blonde. I grant him absolution; Mordue is a proper brewery and it’s good to see it on the bar locally.
It’s a lovely place, with a touch of Sam Smiths but with better beer. A quiet drinkers’ pub with plenty of space to hide.
I should have stayed for several more; Mrs RM would have done if she hadn’t been shopping in Eldon Square.
In summary, four things to confirm about Proper Pubs.
- A Proper Pub serves Draught Bass in its own glass.
- A Proper Pub sells Carling.
- A Proper Pub has Wiliam Morris wallpaper
- A Proper Pub has bench seating round the walls full of pint drinkers.
And it’s pronounced Tine-Mouth, I’m now informed.
It looks like perfection…in a glass…in a pub.
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“prompted by a snowman;”
What better way to “chill” than with a pint of Bass. 😋
“and instantly see the red triangle.”
If you’re talking about the sign above the fireplace, sure; but there’s two each for Guinness on either side. 😉
“despite some fairly comprehensive self-deprecating descriptions. ”
I’m intrigued. 😎
“William Morris wallpaper”
*cough* and Guinness signs *cough* 😜
Cheers
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What can I say? I’m humbled by your comments again! Good to meet someone from the blogosphere who I’ve been following for a while who provides daily informative, interesting commentary on pubs all over the country, and more. It’s quite odd having your local blogged though. I did have a Bass in the Lodge a few weeks ago which was probably the first since the Bass unions were dismantled. Not as sweet as I remember and more than a hint of Pedigree.
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The respect is mutual. Love your photos. Perceptive comment on lack of sweetness. A Bass v Pedi blind test probably required now !
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I can see it now..after a before and after blind tasting, leading pub bloggers allege that Bass is now only Pedigree with fizzy water and crushed up Werther’s Originals. Marston’s admit they are banged to rights. A mass protest of three people is reported by the Burton Mail.
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I’ll see you there; you make the placards, I’ll bring the Bass from the Coopers.
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“And it’s pronounced Tine-Mouth, I’m now informed.”
As opposed to “Tine-m’th”, presumably.
The Devon one is “Tin-m’th”.
Had an lovely visit to Tynemouth Castle a couple of years ago, but didn’t venture in the Tynemouth Lodge.
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The Lodge is a bit out of the way, isn’t it ? Completely different feel to the upmarket gastropubs in the High Street. The castle and bay are very lovely.
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Faced with the choice
What would you say?
The path of least resistance
It seems the only way
But can we look a little further?
Too little far I think
Mordue’s the answer
And not another Bass
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Human League 😁🔺
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Better beer than Sams? What is this heresy, have you been corrupted by too much evil (expensive) keg?
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Bass is better than OBB. But OBB is still good 😀
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Well said.
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Your points for proper pubs are duly noted and listed on the AOB for the first AGM of the PUB 😉
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